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thisisasupergoodidea: raggedyarchangel: firebreathingsquirrels:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:55:16 -0400

raggedyarchangel:

firebreathingsquirrels:

Is he blowing invisible bubbles? Way to keep your evil image, Satan.

aww satan u so cute

just think about this for a sec

no one in the history of humanity before now has ever thought or uttered the words “aww satan u so cute”

cute

s a t a n

satan being cute

satan blowing imaginary bubbles and being cute

i think this says something meaningful about the people we’ve become

jookieyookie: buzzfeed: Okay, Chinese photoshop trolls are way...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:53:47 -0400

jookieyookie:

buzzfeed:

Okay, Chinese photoshop trolls are way funnier than American photoshop trolls.

i just appreciate photoshop

courtneyyamisgirl: aubreybrony: fullmetalbooty: fluffmyb0ner: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:44:27 -0400

courtneyyamisgirl:

aubreybrony:

fullmetalbooty:

fluffmyb0ner:

misses-sauce:

This is what anime sounds like to our parents

OH MY GOD WHAT

im gonna

yes

LOL What the hell did I just watch?!

Also, that first comment is win!!

thesecarryingarms: bellabitchh: Phil, this wasn’t fucking...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:42:56 -0400

thesecarryingarms:

bellabitchh:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

I will never not reblog this.

hosino-hikaru: I couldn’t resist, so I added cat ears ಡuಡ

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:01:51 -0400

hosino-hikaru:

I couldn’t resist, so I added cat ears ಡuಡ

bonkattemptstodraw: all the cool kids were drawing these and i...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:49:48 -0400

bonkattemptstodraw:

all the cool kids were drawing these and i wanted to be a cool kid too

i’m still not a cool kid

cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:31:12 -0400

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

nancyrosee: uglybananas: Heh. This is the cutest thing I’ve...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:44 -0400

nancyrosee:

uglybananas:

Heh.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

princesslynn777: A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:26:47 -0400

princesslynn777:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

this is an extremely important video

URGENT!

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:53 -0400

xere-the-sun-risesx:

WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!

LITERALLY THIS JUST HAPPENED I'M SCREAMING

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:19:18 -0400

ME: *SINGING LOUDLY* YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT
UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR: SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT SO I CAN GO TO SLEEP

This happened to us once:
My roommate: WHAT ARE THEY SELLIN'?!
Me: CHOCOLATE!
My roommate: WHAT?!
Me: CHOCOLATE!!!
My roommate: WHAT?!!!
Person in the next room: CHOCOLAAATTTTTEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish there was a way my music could take me to the world I imagine living in instead of this one.

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:17:07 -0400

I wish there was a way my music could take me to the world I imagine living in instead of this one.

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:09 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

#I’m in a relationship with that outfit

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:02:54 -0400

#I’m in a relationship with that outfit

hollandinspired: asgardian-angels: Next time on How I Met Your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:55:56 -0400

hollandinspired:

asgardian-angels:

Next time on How I Met Your Mother

i wonder if they ever reenact this when Danneel sends Jensen out for tampons

knowmsn: This week on MSN:This guy’s treadmill dance moves make...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:11 -0400

knowmsn:

This week on MSN:
This guy’s treadmill dance moves make working out actually seem fun
Watch kitty help itself to midnight snack in the fridge
23 delightful photos that show why it’s great to be a dog

he-wants-the-doitsu: yaoipeen: tomatoes are disgusting they taste like watered down dirty homeless...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:19:48 -0400

he-wants-the-doitsu:

yaoipeen:

tomatoes are disgusting they taste like watered down dirty homeless asshole

thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathering: Tell...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:15:16 -0400

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

prayerstiel: can u hear me cryin

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:06:00 -0400

prayerstiel:

can u hear me cryin

thebeldam: When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:47:21 -0400

thebeldam:

When a group of dog rescuers arrived at the market to show the dogs available for adoption, somebody had left 12 puppies on the street – 8 of them were approximately 5 weeks old.

In shock, the rescuers didn’t know what to do. The group had recently canceled several adoption days at the market because of bad weather, so they were over their capacity with puppies still needing to be adopted out. Also, the abandoned puppies were so small that they needed to be fed every two hours, including at night.

That’s when a spayed stray dog approached, lay down beside the shoe box where the puppies were sleeping, and began caring for them.

She wouldn’t let anyone get near the babies.

Very carefully, the rescuers placed the puppies closer to her.

She began caressing them and offering the warmth of her belly to the newborns.

The maternal instinct kicked in and…

after a few hours, she had milk and was feeding the puppies.

The rescue group named her Vida, which means “life” in Portuguese.